ways to be allenic!

1. dream of becoming a marine archaeologist!
2. or dream of becoming a forensic anthropologist!
3. be a prisoner of your own room!
4. eat marshmallows and drink Dutchmill
5. skip lunch without any reasons
6. flirt with boys
7. sing as if you’re a singer
8. dance!
9. imagine you’re a researcher of the national geographic or discovery channel
10. dream of becoming an ethnomusicologist!
11. dream of having the biggest concert!
12. swim almost 100 meters in the ocean!
13. sprint 100 meters in just less than half a minute!
14. play badminton, basketball, volleyball
15. wrestle with somebody else in a pit.
16. dive in a fish pond
17. make your teacher cry
18. make somebody cry
19. embarrass people in front of many people
20. open someone else’s bag and use their things
21. dream of acting on screen
22. have alden, who made you fall in love the longest
23. have kevin, who would invite you to sleep over with him
24. have charles, who will fetch you even during late hours
25. have gerald, who never forgets to smile at you.
26. have rixon, who will later show no interest on you.
27. pretend you’re not hurt
28. and pretend like you don’t want someone
29. cry at movies and cinemas
30. laugh with no reasons of laughing
31. smile even to those people you don’t know
32. test someone’s patience
33. make the hastiest decision
34. test the love of your friends for you, if they stayed they are your true friends! Keep them!
35. drink liquor alone!
36. sleep not for more than 24 hours
37. climb a mountain and complain why your skin darkened!
38. crack a joke and you laugh alone
39. attend to your class after 30 minutes! Just to feel how is it to be late!
40. steal a glass at chowking
41. steal spoons and forks at KFC
42. think of sex, but be scared of actual sex
43. have a girl who would court you and say she loves you!
44. start something and don’t finish it
45. you should have professors who would stand up on stage when your name was called on the graduation day!
46. dream of having dates with the sexiest men on earth
47. wear high heels after a sweaty rehearsal
48. wear sando at 8 degrees temperature
49. wear bakya
50. smoke at times you want!
51. be time-conscious, arrive on time!
52. give your time, then they will not recognize you
53. give yourself and people won’t respect you still. have jaylord if you want to
54. always doubt people
55. do not always be nice to people. It won’t make you successful anyway.
56. be a teacher
57. be a choreographer
58. be a social scientist, an anthropologist
59. be a masochist
60. be a victim of yourself
61. read the bible and then question it
62. be sexy!
63. sleep naked
64. texting while having almost an hour of taking a bath.
65. forget people who hurt you, even if they were your friends. once is enough, when they hurt you once they’ll hurt you again
66. do not forgive, just forget!
67. look for people who will teach you to forgive!
68. write what you feel or about anything you want to.
69. one of the days you hate is your birthday!
70. carry a title with you like Allen Dyosa!
71. have pimples, even acnes!
72. be a leader! No, a quitter! Whatever!
73. hate the people who hurt you!
74. believing that saying ‘I love you’ is a Corny much thing!
75. or doubt those people who say ‘I love you’ to you! People just don’t really know what it means!
76. be afraid of boys! Just flirt with them!
77. fell off a Camias tree and say you’re not hurt!
78. be harassed! Almost being raped in a river! Or being kissed sadistically! These were why I hate boys!
79. embarrass students yet they still call you sir! Even though they are no longer your students!
80. hate those who silently destroy you!!
81. hate those people who take important people away from you!
82. when a man gave you a cake!
83. when you were hit by a tricycle!
84. when you were the favorite of your lola!
85. when the burial of your lolo was on your birthday!
86. when your lola’s brother died when you just arrived home from a vacation!
87. when you won an election by a landslide victory! Or
88. when you almost lose an election!
89. when you won as the most popular boy scout! Whew!
90. when you are the reason for people’s insecurities!
91. when at times you hate yourself as well!
92. when you have a diamond-shaped birthmark at the right side your left knee!
93. have friends who really accept you at your worst!
94. when popular people called you, ‘he has the ideal body type of a dancer!’ Douglas said that!
95. have Shasta who’ll comment on you as having the worst whisper EVER!
96. have Sinead who’ll drink liquor only with you one on one!
97. have Nathan whose attachment with you will make you think as if he loves you!
98. suffer from typhoid fever where people doubted it’s actually AH1N1!
99. have a college teacher who’ll play with your grades!
100. have a butt that would make people say it’s unnatural! How stubborn they are!